Why Your Relationship Is Not Working
Me: You are in a relationship, right?
Me: You were saying something about your man…what’s the matter with him?
You: He’s everywhere like that MTN advert blurb. A proper son-of-a-bitch rooster!
Me: Well, me, I do relationbike. Don’t look at me like that!That way, my bae and I are always together. I cannot come and kill myself with any woman in a relationship. Ship carries plenty people aboard if you don’t know it, unlike bike. Just the two of us! Ighotago?
You: Guy what!
Me: Go for a relationbike and don’t forget to thank me later!
This is for laughs!!!